Man Kicked Out By Wife After Tattooing Six-And-A Half Inch Penis On His Thigh

A man previously dubbed the ‘world’s most annoying husband’ has been kicked out by his long-suffering wife after he tattooed a gigantic penis on his own leg. Stuart Valentino, 34, inked the six-and-a-half inch phallus on his left thigh – so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts. 

 

But the questionable tattoo is the latest in a long series of pranks that wife Samantha has endured – and she has now given him the boot from their family home.

The father-of-four said: ‘My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

‘After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

‘It caused no end of rows and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose.’ The tattoo gun that Stuart used for the questionable inking was given to him as a Christmas present by his wife.

She has now banned her husband from taking his daughter swimming and the family was forced to postpone plans for a holiday – because the inking stands out when Stuart wears shorts.

Describing the effects of the crude inking on his family life, Stuart added: ‘We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday.

‘Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn’t take it any longer, and left me.
‘I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else.
Source: Metro UK