Golf Club is desperately trying to find culprit who keeps pooing in holes

Owners of a top golf club are trying to find the culprit who keeps pooing in the holes – and has done for 10 years.

The Stavanger Golf Club based in Stavanger, Norway first noticed their cups getting defaced in 2005.

But despite extensive reviews, a host of new security features and huge spotlights being installed recently, the greens are still being turned brown.
Groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord is forced to deal with the turd-ies – and has used his detective skills to narrow down a possible culprit.

‘We know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,’ he explained.

The first poops were noticed in 2005 and while they’ve continued, course officials say hygiene has improved with toilet paper also being left behind on most occasions.

This guy is so professional.

 

Source: Metro UK