Woooow Barack Obama and Angela Merkel photoshopped into movie posters

 These are the film posters you never knew you wanted to see.

Largely because you probably don’t, but it’s too late because you’re here now and your curiosity has got the better of you. It’s another one of those ‘you’ll never be able to unsee this’ kind of things, and they really will be burned into your mind’s eye forever.

This is the genius work of the creator of the ‘kittens instead of sports balls’ series : ‘Two years ago I replaced sports balls with kittens and it was fun. Kittens are cute and sweet, but what’s cuter and sweeter than the most powerful people in the world starring in movies?’

Like President Obama and Germany’s leader Angela Merkel embraced in a passionate kiss as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, or Merkel poised to part her thighs with murderous intentions a la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

Slightly less offensive is the idea of Merkel, Obama and Putin hanging out in Vegas with Angela playing Alan and Barack assuming Bradley Cooper’s role as they team up to find their lost mate.